How to Get Over a Fuckboy

We've all been there - you meet a guy, he's cool and fun and an even better kisser. And you have an amazing, magical, something-out-of-a-film connection. You wonder, How could this be real? Is this destiny? And then - sooner or later - he ghosts the fuck out of you. And you realise - he's a fuckboy.

2017 was for sure The Year of the Fuckboy for me and many other people I've talked to. But if you ever do find yourself in a fuckboy's dicksand, then here are some steps you can take to get over him...

 Photo by  Lien Nguyen

Photo by Lien Nguyen

 
  • Get with another boy

  • Realise he's a fuckboy too

  • Have a mental breakdown

  • Go on a boy detox

  • Slip up and get with another boy

  • Develop feelings for him

  • Realise he's a fuckboy too

  • Realise you've got issues

  • Go on a boy detox - FOR REAL THIS TIME

  • Focus on yourself

  • Have a couple more mental breakdowns

  • Have some revelations

  • Fix your shit

  • Realise at times, you were probably a fuckgirl too

  • Find happiness within yourself

  • Love yourself

  • Realise there are boys out there who are actually nice

  • Love yourself

  • Love yourself

  • Love yourself

 

Winging it.